Don’t Get Caught: Advice For Married Cheaters
Naughty dating isn’t something that’s new to many men and women, whether they’re married or not. To put it simply, sex is something that everyone wants, whether they’re young or old, rich or poor…married or single.
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The best thing you can do if you’re a married cheater is to not get caught in the first place. Yes, it’s better to beg forgiveness than ask permission, but it’s a hell of a lot better than either of those to not get caught in the first place and have to do either.
Good advice—and a guide for not getting caught—will make your life easier.
You’re not stupid, but that doesn’t mean you’ve had experience with this kind of thing before, either. There’s nothing wrong with getting tips and tricks from some guys that have been there, and have heard the horror stories as well as the success stories.
There are really only three things that you need to do in order to not get caught cheating.
1. Act normal.
This sounds like a cop-out tip, but it’s true. If you can keep from acting weird, the vast majority of the time, your wife will never notice something is wrong, which will mean that she’s not going to look deeper into your behavior for other clues about your infidelity.
This means you need to keep a few things the same: the amount of time you spend doing chores at home, your general attitude, and the amount of sex you have with her.
If you vary from any of those three parts of your routine, she’s going to know that something is up. At the very least, it’s going to make her suspicious to the degree that if she notices something else, she won’t brush it off.
2. Hide your online presence.
Your wife doesn’t have to be a detective in order to catch you cheating. She just has to have at least an eighth-grade level training in computer science, or a little bit of common sense.
Wipe every browser before you finish using it if you’re on a shared computer. If you’re on a private computer that she has access to, do the same thing. If you’ve always locked your computer, you’re lucky. If not, don’t start locking it now without acknowledging the change—see #1, “Act Normal,” for why this change would be a bad idea.
3. Hide your money trail.
Having an affair isn’t all that cheap. As long as you’re not paying for things from a shared bank account, she might not know where the money is going—but she might still notice that money is going missing. Withdraw a little in cash at a time. Create a fantasy football league at work for her, or something else that explains where all of your cash is going.
Set up dates that don’t tip her off.
No alibi is worse than no alibi, i.e. “Where are you going?” “Out.” Always have some kind of plan in place to explain where you’re going. Maybe you’re working late (if she doesn’t visit you at the office), maybe you’re playing poker with your buddies, or maybe you’re visiting a sick relative.
Whatever alibi you choose, you can be setting yourself up for success not just once, but in the future as well if you’re careful. Many of these excuses can be used several times without anyone catching on, as long as you’re sparing with your lies.
Even if you’re not married, you have to be careful.
You can never be completely certain that your online date isn’t currently married. Maybe they will tell you, but maybe they won’t. It’s fun to hook up with married women, but there’s definitely an element of danger. Maybe you find it exciting, but it can be nerve-wracking as well.
Make sure your married date is throwing her husband off the scent about your affair.
Nothing is worse than being caught with a man’s wife—especially if you thought your tracks were covered, or that you were with a single woman. If you know that she’s married, make sure you follow up by asking her what exactly she’s doing to make sure you don’t get caught.
Don’t let her get clingy.
If you find out you are dating a married woman, make sure you aren’t so charming that she starts wanting to leave her husband for you. This isn’t the kind of naughty dating that you want. There are plenty of gorgeous women out there that aren’t currently in relationships.
Even if you like hooking up with married women, you can still do it while being safe. You don’t have to risk splitting up someone’s marriage—or being the brunt of a jealous husband’s rage.