Lots of guys will do their best to disappear on a woman as soon as they hear she’s pregnant. Quite a few will even go so far as to run screaming from anyone who’s already expecting. While no one wants to be responsible for a kid or tied down to a family without warning, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t touch a pregnant woman with a ten foot pole. In fact, there are a number of advantages to dating a pregnant woman that most guys ignore completely. Here are a few things to think about when you’re introduced to an available pregnant woman.
Hitting on pregnant women is surprisingly easy. The vast majority of guys are already taking themselves out of the running, so you only have to compete with a handful of chubby chasers and pregnancy fetishists. They’re often down on themselves, so a small handful of compliments can go a long way. Don’t say anything that’s obviously a lie. Focus on things like her eyes, hands or hair. Make her feel beautiful.
The other obvious advantage to dating a pregnant woman is that you know for a fact that you can’t knock her up. If neither of you is worried about STDs, that’s three to six months of unprotected sex without having to worry about whether or not she’s really on the Pill. That’s just the beginning, though.
You’ve probably heard jokes about pregnant women and all their weird hormones. You may even find them a little scary. We’ll, man up. Hormones are also the things that control sexual desire. Yeah, you heard right. Thanks to hormones, a pregnant woman is probably the closest thing to a nymphomaniac you will ever meet.
Not only is she ready to go almost all the time, she is going to make you feel like a rock star in bed. You may think you already are a rock star in bed, and that may even be true, but she’ll still blow you out of the water.
Have you guessed why yet? Yes, hormones again. Pregnant women have incredibly sensitive cunts. She’ll be moaning like a sexy ghost when your cock so much as touches her. You’ve never seen a woman orgasm as fast as a pregnant woman will, guaranteed.
Depending on where you like to go, pregnant women can be a lot of fun on dates. Sure, you’re not going to want to take her to a bar. Unlike most women, they’re probably not watching their figures. Go ahead and take her out to that steakhouse where there’s no salad to be found. She’s probably iron deficient. You can tell her you’re looking out for the baby.
As long as you remember that you’re not actually tied down when you’re not the baby’s dad, there’s no reason not to enjoy the company of a pregnant woman. She’s probably glad to have someone taking care of her needs while she’s extra horny, and you get to have fun with even less chance of strings attached than usual. It’s a win for everyone.